Dude...where is my car

just say No!

charlie is greedy

charlie sheen is winning

some of his epic winning quotes put into a winning song

charlie sheen is winning

"We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it’s scary. People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view."

"I was banging 7 gram rocks, finishing them, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, one gear....Go!"

on taking cocain : "Well I wasn't TAKING it. I mean, I had to buy it."

"I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA"

"You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like 'Dude, can't handle it. Unplug this bastard.'"

"Here’s your first pee test. The next one goes in your mouth. No, you won’t get high."

"Can’t is the cancer of happen."

charlie sheen is winning

"I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."

"I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitchin', a total frickin' rock star from Mars."

"Yeah, I am on a drug…it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once you’ll die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

"What am I, bi-polar, no. I'm bi-winning, I win here, and I win over here"

"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards look like droopy-eyed, armless children."

"I don't have burnout in my gearbox, I just have go"

"My fire back was a 2000lb bomb... laser guided."

charlie sheen is winning